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Hear me now
Oh thou bleak and unbearable world,
Thou art base and debauched as can be;
And a knight with his banners all bravely unfurled
Now hurls down his gauntlet to thee!
Hooray for science.
Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”
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I maintain that a whistle is a vital piece of cycling equipment. Much more effective than a bell.
This is a clip from the second episode of the first season of Portlandia.
hahaha, “bicycle rights, go vegan, bicycle rights”
skittle-flavoured-mind asked: If you had to, would you rather, for the rest of your life, carry a bag shaped like a vagina, or wear a hat every day shaped like a penis?
haha, errm.. vagina bag - because bags (and vaginas) are always useful, and a penis hat is too much like being a permanent dickhead.
This is mike, outside our place of work, today.
